Friday, November 7, 2008
10 reasons why I'm glad the election is over
No more Wolf Blitzer!
No more heart palpitations when poll numbers “jump” .02%.
SNL can go back to sucking.
Can focus on more important news.
Who is Hillary Duff dating these days?
Don’t have to read headlines that contain the word, “hammer.”
McCain hammers Obama on economy.
McCain hammers Obama on Ayers.
Palin hammers Obama on possible Martian connection.
Can repair friendships with Republican friends.
I don’t really think you’re a fascist.
No more Joes!
I can actually get some work done.
I can go back to making snarky comments about advertising instead of making snarky comments about politics.
When I hear the name Palin, I’ll think of Michael.