2) Status meetings (except for the donuts)
3) Rush hour traffic and the guy in front of me who doesn't move forward when he can, because he's too busy talking on his cell phone. So I just sit there starring at his stupid "My child is a total dork" bumper sticker and thinking up excuses about why I'm late again.
4) The guy in the next cube who never takes a sick day and enjoys projectile sneezing.
5) My blog