Parenthetical Fun

Business sayings (translated for advertising)

1. It’s not what you do, but who you know. (Actually it’s who your father knows)

2. Clothes make the man. (Unless you’re a creative genius. Then ratty t-shirts and old flip-flops will do.)

3. There’s no substitute for experience. (See number 1)

4. You have to spend money to make money. (Just make sure it’s other people’s money.)

5. The customer is always right. (The client is always right. The customer is usually forgotten)

6. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (If it ain’t broke, refresh it!)