1. My god, your nostrils are huge!
2. How did you rise to this level in your career? Was it dumb luck, or are you related to someone?
3. Why do you always smell like that?
4. I should quit right now. I should quit right now. I should quit right now.
5. Things would go so much smoother if you just stayed at home.
6. Give me the job and the due date. Then shut the fuck up.
7. Do you have any idea how much your staff hates you?
8. What is with your hair?
9. Why do you make three times as much as I do when I’m twice as smart?
10. Do you even know what YouTube is?
11. Do you ever fantasize about me? Ick!
12. Please don’t use hip-hop terms. It makes me cringe.
13. I wonder what sort of weird, freaky shit you get into outside the office.
14. Why do you keep repeating the same things over and over?
15. I can’t believe you get paid to do this.
16. Is the fact that you are my boss prove that the universe is completely unfair or simply in a state of chaos.
17. Do you realize that the hipper you dress, the sadder you look?
18. Am I going to turn into you one day?
19. Do you actually believe any of the shit you say?
20. When can I get up and leave?