An hour spent talking shop with your co-workers. Or worse, TWO hours listening to the client talk about the renovations on their beach house.
Free food and free drinks. But you have to pretend that this is your idea of fun. Plus a sexual harassment lawsuit is always a Jager-shot away.
Free Agency T-Shirts
The “Property of CosmoDemonic Creative Department” shirt really looses its appeal after they lay you off.
How many tubes of toothpaste do you really need?
Other bloggers have already written about this so I’ll just add one thing. Who’s the fucker who always orders the veggie pizza?
First Class Travel
At the end of a 16 hour shoot, there is very little difference between the 4 Seasons and Motel 6.
The internet is not a “perk.” It’s a necessity.
Free Tickets to Sporting Events
Actually, that’s pretty cool.
Free Tickets to Sporting Events, But You Have to Sit in the Section Where Business People Network.
Oh shit. Shut the fuck up Lance. I can’t concentrate on the game while you’re trying to convince your client to buy six more units of Fleet enemas.