Art Director Porn

Anyone who works at an agency knows that Art Directors love to upgrade their Macs. They are constantly on the lookout for more RAM, a bigger monitor and the latest version of Photoshop. Morality has no place when it comes to an AD’s Macintosh. He or she will beg, borrow or steal in an effort to put together a better system.

But what is their goal? What would the ultimate Mac be like?

A trio of Art Directors at my agency decided to find out. They went to the Apple site and started to configure a new machine. If there was an accessory, they picked it. If there was a choice, they went for the more expensive one. And in the end they had done it. They had created THE WORLD’S GREATEST MAC!

(drum roll)

It’s a Mac Pro. And it comes with:

Two 3.2GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon Processors
32GB of RAM
Four 1TB Hard Drives
Two 16x SuperDrives
Two 30" flat panel HD Displays
iWork '08 , Final Cut Express, Aperture and Logic Express preinstalled

And you can take home this massive chunk of Steve Jobsian brilliance for the low, low price of just:


That’s right boys and girls. For the price of a decent car, you can finally have the best Mac on the block.

At least until the next Keynote Speech